I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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