i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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