So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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