i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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