I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize
