Slut skills are useful in every country.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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