I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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