I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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