Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?