Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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