come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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