we're chasing vodka with high fives
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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