rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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