pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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