goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I feel like abortions should bother me more
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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