he thought i was a dude.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i came on her dog
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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