We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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