I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
