i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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