No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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