I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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