The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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