Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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