She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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