Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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