why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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