you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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