So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
