oh god the rape fog is back!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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