question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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