Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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