doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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