Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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