Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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