I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I could make wine with my vomit
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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