Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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