Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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