so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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