remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I need help removing her.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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