4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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