hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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