summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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