I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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