Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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