Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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