5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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