well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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