Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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