are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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