i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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