He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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