Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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