Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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