did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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