I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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