She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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