Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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