I wish I could punch you in the face.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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