once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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